Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about our farm-fresh produce and artisanal goods.

How do you ensure the freshness of your products during transit?

We use temperature-controlled packaging and rapid courier services to ensure that our fresh produce, including meats and cheeses, arrives at your door in peak condition.

Do you offer international shipping for Diddly Squat merchandise?

While our fresh food items are restricted to UK mainland delivery, we offer worldwide shipping for our dry goods, apparel, and farm-themed gift items.

What is your return policy for food items?

Due to the perishable nature of our products, we cannot accept returns on food. However, if your order arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 24 hours for a resolution.

Where is your produce sourced from?

The vast majority of our products are grown or produced right here on Diddly Squat Farm or sourced from local Cotswold farmers to support the local agricultural community.

Can I track my order once it has been dispatched?

Yes, once your order leaves the farm, you will receive an email with a tracking link from our courier partner so you can monitor its journey.

Are your products organic?

While not all our products are certified organic, we focus on sustainable farming practices and high-quality, natural ingredients with minimal intervention.